Don’t Meet Women At The Club
Posted by: Q-Wreck on Jul, 16 2009 (Uncategorized)
Dude.. seriously? WTF…
I don’t even know where to start on this one. She weighs more then you homie! Your face says a combination of “I just sh*t my pants” and “Get this hippopotamus off of me” I mean damn yo she’s past fat and pushing chunky. So here are the Pros and Cons of meeting women at the club.
Cons
If you meet a chick at the club, you’ll hang your head in shame when you realize you have no ability to get with anything but a hippo..
If you meet a chick at the club, she wont hesitate to choke you when your passed out!
Pros
If you meet a chick at the club, you get to play herpes roulette! (what you don’t wanna play?!?)
If you meet a chick at the club, you’ll be too drunk to notice she she looks like this:
So basically nothing good can come out of meeting women at the club. Bring some of your own girls with you next time buddy…
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Everything Poops….
Posted by: Q-Wreck on Jul, 15 2009 (Uncategorized)
I don’t really have anything to say bout this one. Just that the last time a laughed this hard I pooped….
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Chick Is With 100 Guys In 2 Minutes!!!!
Posted by: Q-Wreck on Jul, 14 2009 (Uncategorized)
I know, I’m a bit late on this one but I saw it again today and HAD to talk bout it. This dumb chick already got put on blast for her retarded pose… I’m bout to take it to the next level. (just like Drake did with his new video…right?)
In the video you can see this chick with about 100 different guys (yes I actually counted because I have that kinda time) You’d have to be a fool to think that she isn’t sleeping with at least half of them. Word on the street is that she’s so easy a cave man could do her!
Basically she’s faker then Aubrey O’Day and she’s not even famous (except for using to much fake tan.. that’s how her face got stuck that way!)
So, if you see her on the street run away. Run even faster then you would from the chick with the busted face and gimpy leg! Because you could probably catch something if this chick so happens to sneeze in your direction.
Star And Buck Wild Hate The Drake Video Too
Posted by: Q-Wreck on Jul, 14 2009 (Uncategorized)
To all you people who hated on me for that Drake post… I’m not the only one who hated on that video!!! Star and Buck Wild have my back!!! And see I was right.. Kayne did it on purpose!
Can You Forgive A Busted Face For A Nice Body???
Posted by: Q-Wreck on Jul, 12 2009 (Uncategorized)
Damnnnnnn she looks good from the back, but hold up, did Godzilla just turn around?!?! WTF?!? Now I’m not sure if she’s a midget or just has a gimpy leg! (her leg goes wayyy back.. farther then Neyo’s hairline!)
That was my exact thought process as I was bouncing around the club and saw this fine looking individual. Which brings me to my question of the day, “Can you forgive a busted face for a nice body??” (Not that nice in this case tho! Those stretch marks are messing up her tat 4 real!)
But in all seriousness what would you do? I mean you can always cover her face with a pillow, right? At least she doesn’t have a tummydo (her boobs stick out less then her tummy do) But what happens the next day when she wants to meet for lunch and you don’t wanna get caught dead out in public with this girl?? (Like Chris Brown at a Rihanna concert)
If you should so happen to find your self waking up next to King Kong you have a few options:
1. Umm no I lied. You don’t any options. Just get the hell outta there! And when you do escape from the dragon’s lair, just hope your not the farther:
